ŽIVOT TWEETU
33 minutes in the life of Twitter
14:50 - The Associated Press tweets the above
14:50 - 14:54 OH MY GOD WILL THE HORROR EVER END?!
14:54 - 14:55 - Realisation and retweets
14:55 - 14:58 - Manual retweets with sarcastic comments at the front
14:59 - The AP tweets clarification
CLARIFIES: Dutch military plane carrying Malaysia Airlines bodies lands in Eindhoven.This was an especially regrettable lapse that drew wide attention as Dutch families awaited the return of their loved ones’ remains.
14:59 - 15:00 - 'Someone's getting fired' manual RTs
15:00 - 15:04 - 'The importance of punctuation' tweets
15:04 - 15:05 - Latecomers retweet the original
15:05 - 15:08 - 'It's not a punctuation problem it's phrasing' point scoring
15:08 onwards - Everyone gets on with their damn lives
15:23 - I post this article, probably too late
15:23 onwards - Stare blankly at the screen before looking down at my empty hands and wondering what is life
